Mud-wrestling at TubaniSo - they don't call us the Belushi stage for nothing! Shown here: Greg throwing Aaron to the ground (made of high quality Africa mud, complete with the potential for hookworm meant to add a sense of 'extreme').Yours truly and Michele didn't participate to the point of getting in the mud - I figured I was more valuable behind the camera - I'll let you judge by these pictures whether or not my sacrifice was worth it...
The carnage... and as we all know, carnage brings spectators, and spectators bring more carnage...
There wasn't any real sort of organization to the fighting - once a match ended, people would begin screaming the names of those they wanted to watch next - that way the meat is always fresh.
Aaron and Ryan look on and cheer...
...as Gretchen and Kathy grapple for victory...

...so that Greg and Kyle can take delight in the bloodshed as they always do.

The Michele L. vs. Jacq fight, Sikasso-kaw vs. Sikasso-kaw, the fight of the century begins...

...and ends rather abruptly with Lehman down for the count. The crowd goes wild!

Remember one of our posts a few months back where we refered to a man, Kyle, as a serial killer? This is photo proof that he is still living up to the role (at least appearance-wise) here in Mali.

Gretchen gloating after pinning Kathy deep in the mud.

All the participants pause for a quick group photo...

...then drive right back into the mud hungry for more. Here Yuri (in the white) and Kathy (the girl) of Segou take on Cody (down and out in the red) of Kayes and Evan (being tackled) of Bougouni

Cody still down and out in the mud. Don't judge him too harshly, you'd be down and out too after being hit with the full force of Yuri, the ex-KGB agent.

Michele wasn't able to escape scot-free. Here she shows off the muddy wounds of being caught in the crossfire of a mud flinging tournament.

And the very next day, at the end of training and with our homologues yet to show up for homologue day, the crew decides to wind down and relax for once. Rumors of a single Mexican restaurant owned by an Englishman on the far bank of the Niger River (and even better rumors of margaritas!) were the driving force behind our next great adventure... crossing the nation's primary river as the sun sets, with a planned return trip afterwards. We trekked out the back door of the Tubani So campgrounds hiking towards the river because we've heard other PCVs have taken a boat across for a fairly low keme price (500 CFA, $1).
This is the picture taken at the moment Michele and some others realize the boats the other PCVs have spoken of are none other that these dinky canoes made of hollowed out wood called "pirouqs". Chaos ensues...

Yours truly, the cameraman, is first on the canoe.
Chris Krey warns me to stop rocking the boat since he tends to get sea-sick on rivers quite often. Ironically enough, he was given the dustpan in order to scoop water out of the bottom of the canoe to put it back into the river.

Chris and I all buddy-buddy, feigning bravado with our smiles - yet behind those pearly whites is the barely floating feeling of terror and a sinking feeling of dread (forgive me for my puns, I do not know when to quit).

The crazy tree. Don't let it know that the ground beneath it dropped away - it can just go right on ahead being a floating tree.

Make sure you zoom in and get the full effect of this photo. On the left side of the image is a boat completely surrounded by water and filled with PCVs. On the right side of this image (marked by the yellow shirt) is Louis, left alone on an island completely surrounded by water because the boat-tigi didn't realize that the human cargo was too heavy until he actually got out to deep water. Welcome to Africa, Louis!! You've been voted onto the island! (all was not lost, however. some men in more boats came to retrieve him and because he was stranded on an island they figured it was fair game to drastically inflate the price of crossing. he returned to Tubani So without Mexican food)

Our boat-tigi, paddling off into the sunset.

This was the boat that abandonned Louis to scavenge for food on his very own island. Notice how low they sit in the water without him. Their boat has the same number of passengers as our boat did. This was a scary trip.

Michele freaking out, because freaking out was the only appropriate reaction. Little did she know that later this very night was when she would come down with a case of MALARIA! (dun dun dun) Fucking African mosquitoes.

The sunset on the river. This is how the Mali skyline has looked at sunset for the past month with all the dust in the atmosphere.

A man packing up his boat for the evening.

Even after dark the shoreline was still crowded with people. A great deal of those who work on boats along the river also live on those boats with their families. Getting a group of Tubabs who pay 500 CFA a head to cross and 500 to get back is somewhat akin to the waiter who is left a 100% tip.

The evening in Tubani So and the Muslim cresent moon rising in the sky.